ATTENTION!!
It appears that Wisconson is too dirty to be a part of the union
any longer. It is because of their dirtyness they have been declared
not a state. It is also because the president ate some bad cheese
manufactured in Wisconson and almost died. However there is an
addition to the 49 states, 2 infact making the entire song
50 nifty united states completely invalid. The newest states
are Milwalkee because of their beer they were the only city in
Wisconsin allowed to stay in the union and the second being
Puerto Rico because heck, they can already get into the country
whenever they want so eventhough it will hurt our nation's economy,
we have made them a state...
For A Word From The Mental Hospital
I'm Dan Fickle Signing off.