It appears that Wisconson is too dirty to be a part of the union any longer. It is because of their dirtyness they have been declared not a state. It is also because the president ate some bad cheese manufactured in Wisconson and almost died. However there is an addition to the 49 states, 2 infact making the entire song 50 nifty united states completely invalid. The newest states are Milwalkee because of their beer they were the only city in Wisconsin allowed to stay in the union and the second being Puerto Rico because heck, they can already get into the country whenever they want so eventhough it will hurt our nation's economy, we have made them a state...

For A Word From The Mental Hospital
I'm Dan Fickle Signing off.