Loser Test...Are you infact a big loser?


Think you are a loser but you don't know how big a loser?
You must be if you are taking this loser test. Loser. I must be a loser for making it.



1. Who is your best friend?

A. A person I know. (not from the internet)
B. My Dog
C. A person I know. (from the internet)

2. What do you do in your free time?
A. Watch Japaneese animation. (Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z,
you know the shows that suck)
B. Hang out with friends.

3. If you are such a loser, do you ever leave your house?
A. No
B. Yes (going to school doesn't count)

4. Quick! What does CPU stand for?
A. "Who cares."
B. "Celebrate with Parties Underground"
C. "Central Prossing Unit...duh!"

5. Finish this sentance: If I could do anything for a carreer I would...
A. Play baseball
B. Be a porn star
C. Program and design new computer hardware

6. Do you go into chatrooms and lie to everyone telling them you are cute but you really aren't?
A. No (truthfully)
B. No (lying)
C. Yes

7. Do you wear glasses?
A. Yes
B. No

8. Quick! have someone smell your breath. Does it stink?
A. Yes
B. No

9. Do you know how to hack the FBI mainframe?
A. No
B. I'm not supposed to say.
C. Yes. (could you get rid of that warrant out for my
arrest?)

10. Do you have lots of pimples? (this might not nessisarily mean you are a loser, but it might.)
A. I have none. (don't lie if you really do!)
B. Okay, okay, I have a few
C. If there was such a thing as a pimple farm, I would be
harvesting the most.

11. What kinda music do you like?
A. Anything other than polka or 80's
B. 80's
C. Polka

12. So you loser, do you find yourself frequently hacking my computer? (or wanting to)
A. Yes
B. No

13. Do you ever accomplish it?
A. No.
B. No.

14. What are your favorite television programs?
A. "Ren and Stimpy" (they're the best)
B. "Pokemon"
C. "I don't watch TV. There is too much to do online!"

15. Do you frequently find yourself sitting alone at home on Saturday night?
A. Nope
B. Sometimes
C. I am sitting alone as we speak.

16. Do you like to make little online tests? (losers do these things)
A. Never
B. Only sometimes
C. Yes all the time

17. Have you ever been to a party?
A. No (hearing about one doesn't count)
B. Yes

18. Were you invited or did you just go?
A. I wasn't invited
B. I was invited

19. Almost there, go watch Pokemon in anticipation!
A. "No"
B. "Ummmm....okay"
C. "I have been for the past 1/2 an hour"

20. And Finally, Do you consider yourself to be a loser?
A. Yes
B. Yes
C. Yes