The Scurge Of The Sea industry is quickly growing in today's scociety. Take this test to see if a career in looting and plundering is right for you!
5. Finish this sentance: I enjoy most...
A. Jello Pudding Pops.
B. Being Mean
C. Looting, plundering and capturing wenches
6. How many times have you attacked cargo ships at sea?
A. 1-10 ships total
B. 11-25 ships total
C. 26 or more ships total
7. Are you lowlife skum who would enjoy a life at sea?
A. Yes
B. No
8. Part of being a pirate is drinking lots and lots of rum. Does this bother you?
A. No
B. Yes
9. Finish this pirate song: 50 men on a dead man's chest...
A. "Biting and ripping off his vest"
B. "Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum"
C. "I am too drunk to remember."
10. When was the last time you killed a man?
A. At least once in the last 24 hours.
B. I dont remember.
C. I am practically Charles Manson.
11. How many teeth do you have?
A. More than 10
B. 9-4
C. 3-0
12. Do you know what "shiver me timbers" means?
A. Yes (really? tell me!!!)
B. No
13. Do you, by chance, have a hand for a hook?
A. Yes
B. No
14. Lets test your knowledge for pirate names.
Which is an acceptable pirate name?
A. "Samuel Frankfurter"
B. "Drunk"
C. "Black Beard"
15. When making a map to your treasure, which is an acceptable letter to "mark the spot"?
A. P
B. K
C. X
16. Do you play any one of these instruments?
A. Trombone
B. Harmonica
C. Accordion
17. Would you ever make someone walk the plank?
A. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg! Of course! I am a pirate
ye land lubber.
B. Never
18. Do you like authority?
A. No
B. Yes
19. Almost there, loot a cargo ship in anticipation!
A. "No"
B. "Ummmm....okay"
C. "Shut up you moron"
20. And Finally, Can you read? I should hope so after making it this far, but reading is not required when you are a dreaded pirate.
