Prostitue Test...Are you a dirty little disease infested whore?


Prostitutes are a growing problem in todays scociety. they have dieseases
(eeeeeeeewwwwwwww) If you are found to be a prostitute
I suggest you plan your suicide.



1. Firstly, do you have any reason to suspect that you are a whore?

A. No, Sorry.
B. I like being slutty.
C. Lately I've been going out after dark in a neon green
mini skirt and fishnet stockings and strutting up and down
sidewalks.

2. Is there a family history? (ex. Was your mother a prostitute? Was your father a jiggalo?)
A. Yes
B. No

3. Are you interested in being an entrepreneur? Whoring is a business after all.
A. Yes
B. No

4. Are you one of those kinky gals who wears leather masks?
A. "No way"
B. "I never have, but I'm open to trying new things."
C. "I always keep one or two masks in my purse."

5. How about handcuffs? Do you think they should only be used to arrest someone, or would you ever use them for other reasons.
A. Of course.
B. Again, I never have used them for other reasons, but I
would.
C. Hold on! I have to go in the other room and gag the
punk cuffed to the bed.

6. What about condoms? Do you use them or do you like to go all natural?
A. Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! I refust to answer
B. Of course I use protection
C. I never use them. I've never even seen one.

7. Are you wearing a thong made of liquorish?
A. Yes
B. No

8. Part of being a dirty whore is having sex with men you've just met. Does this bother you?
A. No
B. Yes

9. Do you think that prostitution should be legalized throughout the United States.
A. "No way!"
B. "Undecided"
C. "Yes I do."

10. Do you enjoy visiting the pool hall? (Pool Hall chicks are usually major whores)
A. Yucky! It's so full of smoke there!
B. Yes. I enjoy visiting the pool hall.

11. Would you or have you ever slept with someone for financial gain?
A. No Comment
B. Not ever
C. Why do you think I am going out with a 90 year old? As
soon as he passes I'm getting an inheritance.

12. Do you know what "fellatio" means?
A. Yes
B. No (if you don't know you might not be a prostitute.)

13. Are you, by chance, actually a tranvestite? (there seems to be alot of them transvestite prostitutes out there.)
A. Yes
B. No

14. Another part of being a prostitute is sex. I know, I know, who would have thought? How many sexual partners have you had in the past week?
A. 0-1
B. 2-50
C. More than 50

15. How often do you get checked for STD's?
A. Never
B. Once a month
C. Everyother day

16. Did you play any instruments in a school band?
A. No
B. Yes, brasswind (trumpet, trombone, tuba)
C. Yes, woodwind (saxophone clairenet) People who play
woodwinds tent to be more whoreish. If whoreish is a word.

17. Does the idea of more than one person at a time bother you? (some people are veeeeeeerrrrrrryyyy strange now a days.)
A. No.
B. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!

18. Have you ever been arrested? (there is a good chance that you might be if you are a whore)
A. No
B. Yes

19. Almost there, cheat with a married man in anticipation!
A. "No"
B. "Ummmm....okay"
C. "Right away! Be right back!"

20. And Finally, does having sex for money sound like what you do everyday? (Yes Virginia, that is what whores do.)
A. Yes
B. No
C. Hey, I'm a ho. It's a living.